How Garou Open Doors (from livinginafantasy.com)
Black Furies: They find male and beat him up and torture him. After that they force him to open the door.
Bone Gnawers: Whining with pitiful voice and scratching the door hoping someone would come and open it.
Fianna: Why go inside? You can throw much bigger parties outside anyway!
Get of Fenris: They shift to Crinos and rush through the door. When finally inside they start bashing furniture to pieces. After that they leave the place bragging how they once again stopped the Wyrm.
Glass Walkers: They just buy the place and hire someone to open the door for them.
Red Talons: Their accurate senses pick up the scent of a human. They leave the door alone and throat every “ape” they can find.
Shadow Lords: They demand door to open, after they realize that it wont obey their orders they set all other tribes against it by telling lies and accusing it being creation of Wyrm. Then Lords just sit back and watch other tribes bash it to pieces.
Silver Fangs: They have phobia about the doors and can’t go near it.
Stargazers: They go to Umbral Quests to find the key, after that they must meditate whether they should go inside or not.
Uktena:They summon fire elemental that burns down the door (and the building).
Wendigo: They shatter the door with their tomahawk’s and rush inside shouting blood chilling warcries. Realizing there are no people inside they disappear quickly and silently to darkness of the night
Ok, do try as I might (which I have to admit, isn’t trying very hard here) I can’t seem to keep LOTR stuff off of this blog. So I’m just going to stop trying and post it right along with the gaming stuff.
I’m usually not one for toppers that portray supposedly henpecked men being drug to the alter. However after knowing enough hardcore gamers I can absolutely see the groom going “Sure sweetheart, I’ll be ready in a moment. I just have to kill this stupid, effing, camper!”